Here are some words I’ve made up, and their definitions, so you don’t get terribly, terribly confused as you delve deep into my weirdo brain.  More will be added as they occur.


normalo – noun.  an ordinary, boring human.  opposite of weirdo.


anxietous – adjective.  how you feel when your anxiety is acting up.  it’s different from anxious, which is simply a feeling of worry or concern.  feeling anxietous may or may not be related to your surroundings, but it always involves brain chemicals attacking.


Gresser-uppper – noun.  a person who dresses goats up in clothing.  this comes up more often than you’d think.  once.  it’s come up once.