A Curse, A Key, & A Corkscrew
Shit’s about to get real weird for Joan.
Not that Joan’s life isn’t already pretty weird. Twenty-nine years ago, her first grade teacher, suffering from a migraine, put a curse on her entire class, giving them an electric jolt and taking away their sight and voices. The symptoms faded the next day, but there’s reason to believe it’ll be back soon – and it’s already starting for some.
As adults, Joan and a core group of her classmates have been racing against the clock, sifting through any info they can find on the supernatural, with no success. So when Joan comes across a skeleton key that gives her that same jolt, she hopes this may be their first real lead. She calls in reinforcements and they all descend on her house – a yoga teacher to the stars, a pot-smoking ghost hunter, and her sexy on-again-off-again boyfriend.
Will Joan be able to find the antidote to the curse before it takes over their lives – and before these wackos drive her completely bonkers? And what’ll happen when her boyfriend’s witchy ex comes back into the picture?
A Curse, A Key, & A Corkscrew is the first installment of the hilarious Rhymes with Witch series. If you love strong, snarky heroines and whimsical storylines, you’ll love Anna McCluskey’s debut novel. Buy A Curse, A Key, & A Corkscrew to get started on this fast-paced series today!
Witches and Weed
Childhood curses make for unusual adulthoods.
Joan suffers from occasional bouts of being under a curse. Just this morning, she and her friends managed to almost break it, and almost get the witch responsible arrested. But the villain got away, and now it turns out that in order to stave off the symptoms of their curse, they’re going to have to get baked – and stay that way. That’s going to make it really difficult to track down the witch and somehow convince her to lift the damn thing. At least they live in Oregon, where weed is legal. But will they be able to stay there?
Magic, Mayhem, & A Martini
Ugh. That moment when your curse gets sort of lifted, but you just know it’s going to come back soon….
Joan’s had a rough week. When she was six, she and her entire class were placed under a curse by a teacher suffering from a migraine. It faded pretty quickly, but a few days ago it came back with a vengeance. Now she and a few friends have managed to get the symptoms under control, and they’ve befriended a witch who may be able to help them buck it once and for all.
But their teacher has chased them down, and she’s pissed. Can Joan, Brandon, and the gang break the curse and finally move on with their lives? Or will they be stuck dodging Mrs. Olsen’s vendetta forever?
Magic, Mayhem, & A Martini is the third installment of Anna McCluskey’s Rhymes with Witch series. If you love strong, snarky heroines, witty dialogue, and whimsical storylines, check out this fast-paced series today!
The Bloody Unicorn and Other Delightfully Dark Drinks
Part boozy grimoire, part ghoulish anthology, all magic.
Are you kind of a weirdo? Do you have a bizarre sense of humor and an insatiable thirst for dark comedy and the supernatural? Couldn’t you really use a drink right now? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you need this book.
It’s a beautifully curated collection of original cocktail recipes (and one classic), each accompanied by a wickedly whimsical short story of the same name. There’s The Eyegouger and The Reaper’s Scythe and even A Crapload of Skulls.
From the mojito-inspired Machete to the elegant Bitter Cup, this volume has a libation for everyone – and a titillating tale to match.